Twelve and a Half Ounces of EMMY

That's right its a Friday publishing of LTF, I know wtf? Just let it happen. Its fall awards show season time so   naturally we need to award the most fashionable and shake an accusing finger at the ones who missed the mark. I watched Joan Rivers break this whole award show down and although I whole-heartedly agree and support the return of the gorgeous and talented Giuliana Rancic the show itself was pretty sub par and missed the mark in my book. And generally I couldn't agree less with Joan and crew. So here's really whats up. . . .

Leslie Mann killed it at the Emmy's this year. This bright orange/yellow was a big trend on the red carpet this year, and although I am not 100% sure why, its slightly fall-ish and on Mrs. Mann it works! First, of all this dress or anything like it has NEVER been done before, which is more difficult than it sounds so snaps for that Les. Although I am really liking the nude illusion top, sometimes this looks like lady of the night during the day (obvious fail), and sometimes it looks like your just trying too hard but this illusion top nicely contrasts the full skirted, bright bottom half. Finally, I think turquoise was a nice choice for the jewelry, unexpected and I am just a huge turquoise jewelry fan in general. Home girl finishes it off with a top knot, sign, sealed, delivered BEST DRESSED!

Next Cat Deeley's look at the Emmy's was really perfection. The bright tomato-y red color works great with her beautiful blonde hair and tanned skin tone. Also, let's talk about the origami draping of this dress is really on trend and done very well! In addition Cat is wearing this dress, the dress isn't wearing her. Finally, her jewelry is minimal, perfection and that CLUTCH! A clutch to die for! I find it a little hard to believe "So You Think You Can Dance?" was nominated for an Emmy, hence her attendance but I guess stranger things have happened? And truly this amazing dress and styling put everyone else to shame!

Finally, Heidi Klum what a cluster fuck. First thing girlfrand just broke up with long time love Seal, so she needed to look AMAZEBALLZ, instead I am afraid she really missed the mark. From top to bottom this dress looks like a sad blue impersonation of Marilyn Monroe's famous white dress. If you can manage to get over that element her boobs look saggy (one looks larger than the other?), the two slits are just too much skin and they run up her leg really too high. I personally blame Angelina Jolie, first she tries to make husband stealing look cool, next she thrusts her leg out everyone making ladies think that's how you land a winner like Brad Pitt, just NO! Come one Heidi, we know you can do better, just ask one of your project runway kids to design you something and style you better! Her hair and skin looks like a goddess but everything else is wrong!

Photo Credit: Perezhilton.com, Instyle.com